We are THE EVIL GNOME STORE. We sell (NOT) possessed gnomes for all of your cozy, wholesome, comfortable gardening needs! Whether you want a "mechanical" gnome to scare off vicious little critters, a pretty little gnome to give your garden a nice aesthetic, or a 8-foot-tall gnome that appears in a new spot in your garden every morning (for a fun game with the kids), we have something for everyone at THE EVIL GNOME STORE!

THE EVIL GNOME STORE was founded by Rorschach Merryfracture in 1876. Rorschach Merryfracture still heads the store at an impressive 149 years old! Purchase online or get to know this wonderful man in-store!

(Physical safety not guaranteed, we are not liable for injury, dismemberment, or death.